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2023 Guidelines for eating ice-cream while wearing a beard

In Uncategorized on June 24, 2020 by kmflett

2023Guidelines for eating ice-cream while wearing a beard

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has issued updated heatwave guidelines on eating ice-cream in warm or hot weather after high temperatures have been forecast for the next few days for some areas of the UK.

The campaigners say that while the hot weather naturally provokes the desire for a cooling ice-cream, extra care must be taken when it is hot to make sure that ice-cream does not melt in the beard, creating a sticky mess that can seriously damage the follicles.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, our advice to the hirsute is clear: take care out there when eating ice-cream. Tempting though it is in hot weather to eat ice-cream if you don’t follow BLF guidelines you could both make an unpleasant mess and seriously damage your beard.

Updated Guidelines on heating ice cream in hot weather

For the inexperienced beard wearer eating ice cream in hot weather is best avoided. The ice cream may melt and find its way into the beard while being eaten, creating a sticky and unpleasant mess

Lollies are not advised. They are highly likely to drip into the beard which will them become sticky with damaged hairs a likely outcome.

If ice-cream must be eaten there are three BLF approved methods:

Eating ice-cream cornets must be done with care. Make sure the paper covering is kept on as you eat the cone and that the bottom is contained in a handkerchief or similar to avoid drips in the beard

From a tub, where amounts consumed can be carefully controlled

In a sandwich, currently fashionable, where the ice-cream is contained between two substantial biscuits (NOT wafers)

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Revisiting British history: what happened to the working-class?

In Uncategorized on June 24, 2020 by kmflett

Revisiting British history: what happened to the working-class?

In 1963 E P Thompson published The Making of the English Working Class, it became the 1000th Pelican paperback in 1968 and remains in print.

The book is still frequently referenced and as a socialist historian I would still suggest to anyone that wants to know about the history of the English working class to read it, long as it is.

Yet well over 50 years on historical scholarship and agendas have moved on as has the world itself of course (up to a point).

Thompson was well aware that his book didn’t cover Scotland and Wales and only touched on Ireland in so far as Irish radicals were active in England (which they certainly were). Given the length of the book perhaps it was unavoidable. The book is also weak on gender, though in fairness Thompson was only one historian and often worked in broad historical collaboration with his partner the historian Dorothy Thompson who certainly did do work in this area.

It is also deficient when it comes to race and imperialism. Thompson as a member of the Communist Party and then the New Left after 1956 was hardly unaware or inactive politically on such matters. However one only needs to read Peter Linebaugh and Marcus Rediker’s The Many Headed Hydra about the history of the revolutionary Atlantic to understand how much is missing from the Making. To be fair both Linebaugh and Rediker were students of Thompsons.

In a piece in the Guardian (24th June) the historian David Edgerton looks at what kind of British history we need in 2020:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jun/24/britain-persistent-racism-imperial-history

His key point is perhaps that while it is important to know and understand the too long neglected history of Empire and imperialism there is a specific history of British capitalism that cannot just be blamed on what happened elsewhere.

After all the Empire is (nearly all) gone yet Boris Johnson is in Downing St and Priti Patel is Home Secretary.

Edgerton also argues that the aspect of British history that has become least known since the era of Thompson and Eric Hobsbawm and others is that of the British working class.

Here I think I would have some reservations(extract below) As the convenor of the socialist history seminar at the Institute of Historical Research I still get lots of offers of research papers based on one or other aspect of it, so it is definitely still being researched.

Since Peter Fryer’s ground breaking volume Staying Power there is an increased understanding too that the history of the British working class goes wider than the shores of Britain.

I wont provide a reading list of recent research and books here, although there are plenty. Where I would concur with Edgerton is that there is no twenty-first century grand narrative of the history of the British working class of the kind that Thompson provided in 1963.

That means that while historians and socialist activists interested in history may well know about, discuss and argue over new histories of the British working class its not something that makes its way out into a wider discussion either in schools or even, unfortunately, in a good deal of the labour movement.

What is to be done? That requires thought and might well be a useful subject for discussion when socialist history seminars re-start at the Institute of Historical Research (virtually) in the autumn

If we want to look for great silences in our history, empire is hardly the only one. There has been a glaring hole where the history of British capitalism and the British capitalist class should be; in its place are overwrought stories of decline and of imperial finance. The neglect of the British working class is particularly stunning. Giants of (anti-imperialist) postwar history such as EP Thompson and Eric Hobsbawm made this their field, and inspired countless others in a historical endeavour that peaked in the 1970s, but has since decayed even more rapidly than the industrial working class. Around 1900, Britain’s industrial proletariat was one of the three largest in the world, comparable to those of the US and Germany. The British working class alone accounted for roughly 30% of the population of the entire empire outside India, and a far higher proportion of those producing for capitalist markets.

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BBC Stars top Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year poll

In Uncategorized on June 24, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

press release 24th June contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

BBC Stars top Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year poll

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that BBC stars have topped the Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year poll.

Several thousand people voted in an on-line poll over a 24 hour period that saw BBC Northern Ireland’s William Crawley shave Radio 4 Word of Mouth presenter Michael Rosen for a nominal top place with newsreader George Aligiah a close third.

However the campaigners say that enthusiastic voting makes it unfair to do anything but name the three as the Hirsute Broadcasters of 2020

Gary Lineker shaved Rosen for the honour in 2019 but he won the title in 2017 outright and shared it in 2018

The campaigners say that the world of broadcasting remains pogonophobic despite Jeremy Paxman’s high-profile comments on the matter in his final months as presenter of Newsnight in 2013

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, there is no question that in 2020 William Crawley, Michael Rosen and George Aligiah are hirsute broadcasting icons and their support in the annual poll underlined that.

Hirsute broadcaster of the Year

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

Michael Rosen, Word of Mouth

Dominic Heale, BBC Midlands News

George Alagiah, BBC News

William Crawley, BBC Northern Ireland

 

National Beard Week 2020

Monday 22nd June: Hirsute Personality of the Year: the beard wearer who has made the positive public impact during the year. 2020 winner- David Olusoga

Tuesday 23rd June: Beard Friendly Sandwich of the Year: the sandwich that goes in the mouth not the beard. 2020: fish finger

Wednesday 24th June: Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year: the broadcaster whose beard has had the most public impact. 2020. Shared. William Crawley, Michael Rosen, George Aligiah

Thursday 25th June: Pogonophobe of the Year: the most notorious beard hater of the year; 2019 Boris Johnson

Friday 26th June: Beard Friendly Employer of the Year: the field grows wider each year 2019 The BBC

Saturday 27th June: Beard of Summer 2019: the third of the four quarterly seasonal Awards 2019 Philip Wilton, Wildes Cheese

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Why nineteenth century Governments lifted lockdowns (they didnt follow the science)

In Uncategorized on June 23, 2020 by kmflett

Why nineteenth century Governments abandoned epidemic lockdowns(they didnt follow the science)

The lockdown is being further eased in England, where Johnson believes he has control, from July 4th

It’s far from clear at best that this won’t help to promote the further spread of COVID-19 given that new cases still remain rather than higher than other European countries that have lifted lockdowns to an extent.

Making historical comparisons is always difficult and comparing early 21st century society with C19th society is in that category. There is one clear comparison when it comes to epidemics. Certainly in the first half of the nineteenth century there was no vaccine or real understanding of most diseases such as cholera. Similarly there is no vaccine for COVID-19 although in terms of medical science we are in a completely different place when it comes to understanding disease.

Even so this means that since there is no absolutely safe way to get out of lockdown and open ended national lockdowns, even if desirable to some, won’t work in a world that is firmly global, political decisions do have a role to play. Problems start to occur however when it is suspected that such decisions are taken in the interests of the few rather than the many.

I’ve been re-reading Richard J Evans, Epidemics and Revolutions in Nineteenth Century Europe (Past & Present 120, 1988). Suitably thanks to the present situation you should be able to read it free on-line via JSTOR if you aren’t a member of an academic library.

Evans touches on the cholera epidemic of 1831/2 in Europe which was a time of revolution (even almost in Britain).

In reaction to the outbreak of cholera which was endemic and caused numerous deadly epidemics in the nineteenth century (and is still at it in the twenty-first century in some parts of the world) in 1831 European Governments introduced a range of restrictions which may seem familiar. These included quarantine, isolation and restrictions on movement, in those days mainly enforced by the military before the rise of regular police forces.

The Prussian Government which had threatened to shoot people who ignored the restrictions relaxed them in September 1831 due to ‘economic problems’. The Hapsburg monarchy abandoned quarantine arguing that it had led to ‘consequences more mischievous than the malady itself’ and the Russians did the same.

Evans notes that the relaxation of restrictions represented Governments giving way to some extent to pressures from traders, manufacturers and merchants. They had argued that deprived of a living the labouring classes ‘driven to desperation’ would fan the ‘flames of rebellion’.

When cholera arrived in Britain the Government abandoned efforts to control it, fearful that restrictions would lead to revolution. However in 2020  there are no historians on SAGE except Dominic Cummings (First Class Degree, Oxford University, Ancient & Modern History)….

In 2020 some at least of the policy decisions of Governments seem to be driven by similar concerns as those in the 1830s, although then they had the excuse that they had no real science to inform them.

 

Still neither revolt or revolution is on the agenda. Not quite yet anyway. Perhaps a long hot political summer is on the way though.

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Fish finger named Beard Friendly Sandwich 2020

In Uncategorized on June 23, 2020 by kmflett


Beard Liberation Front

Press release contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

23rd June

Fish Finger named Beard Friendly Sandwich 2020

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that the humble fish finger sandwich has been named the most Beard Friendly Sandwich of 2020 after a social media poll.

Each year during National Beard Week in June the campaigners search for a sandwich that does not have excessive mayo or salad which tends up in the beard rather than the mouth.

With the rise of designer sandwiches the bread around the sandwich filling, whether a traditional slice, flat bread or ciabatta, often fails to contain the contents which can then spill out into the beard even with the most careful eating.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett, last year’s winner, marmite peanut butter came last in 2020. With the fish finger sandwich being voted the most beard friendly and cheese and pickle the runner-up it looks like its back to hirsute basics

Beard Friendly Sandwich 2020 shortlist

1 Fish finger

2 Cheese & Pickle

3 Ham & Mustard

4 Marmite peanut butter

National Beard Week 2020

Monday 22nd June: Hirsute Personality of the Year: the beard wearer who has made the positive public impact during the year. 2020 winner- David Olusoga

Tuesday 23rd June: Beard Friendly Sandwich of the Year: the sandwich that goes in the mouth not the beard. 2020: fish finger

Wednesday 24th June: Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year: the broadcaster whose beard has had the most public impact. 2019 Gary Lineker

Thursday 25th June: Pogonophobe of the Year: the most notorious beard hater of the year; 2019 Boris Johnson

Friday 26th June: Beard Friendly Employer of the Year: the field grows wider each year 2019 The BBC

Saturday 27th June: Beard of Summer 2019: the third of the four quarterly seasonal Awards 2019 Philip Wilton, Wildes Cheese

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Michael Rosen looks to reclaim Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year Honour from Gary Lineker

In Uncategorized on June 22, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

press release 22nd June contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Michael Rosen looks to reclaim Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year Honour from Gary Lineker

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that the presenter of Radio 4’s Word of Mouth programme Michael Rosen faces a re-play with Match of the Day’s Gary Lineker for the Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year Honour

Lineker shaved Rosen for the honour in 2019 but he won the title in 2017 outright and shared it in 2018

The campaigners say that the world of broadcasting remains pogonophobic despite Jeremy Paxman’s high-profile comments on the matter in his final months as presenter of Newsnight in 2013

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, there are more Beards at the BBC these days and Gary Lineker who has consistently sported a stylish designer beard on Match of the Day is a case in point but Michael Rosen’s broadcasting beard has shown significant resilience.

The vote closes at midnight on 23rd June

Hirsute broadcaster of the Year

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

Michael Rosen, Word of Mouth

Dominic Heale, BBC Midlands News

George Alagiah, BBC News

William Crawley, BBC Northern Ireland

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Is there progress in history? Is Boris Johnson changing the nappies of his new baby?

In Uncategorized on June 22, 2020 by kmflett

I’m a firm adherent to the idea that there is progress in history. Things can change and they can do so for the better. Obviously this can be a rather broadbrush statement, where individual matters suggest differently.

My thanks to a trade union colleague for commenting on and hence drawing to my attention a Daily Mail story (22nd June) about Boris Johnson and Wilfred, the son he has had with partner Carrie.

Part of the story reads:

During a visit to Bovingdon Primary Academy in Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, on Friday, the Prime Minister told well-wishers how he has been helping his fiancee Carrie Symonds look after their son.

Mr Johnson said Wilfred ‘is in great shape’, adding: ‘I’ve changed a lot of nappies, I want you to know.’

This didnt sound to me like very Johnsonian behaviour. He is not noted for his belief in the equality of parenting. I checked Sonia Purnell’s biography Just Boris for a reference to what Johnson did when he was married to Marina Wheeler, with whom he had four children.

She quotes a friend of Johnson’s sister Rachel, ‘she had four kids and worked full-time as a lawyer. with Boris never there…the answer is staff. Over the years they had a housekeeper, someone to help with the cleaning… plus a nanny or au pair.

Another source suggested that Johnson only ‘turned up for the jolly bits of parenting’.

One wonders if Johnson has made progress or if he is dissembling as usual..

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Beard Week 2020 launches with a call to make lockdown beards permanent

In Uncategorized on June 22, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release 22nd June

Beard Week 2020 launches with a call to make lockdown beards permanent

Al Murray’s lockdown beard

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Beard Week 2020 launches on 22nd June with the announcement of the winner of the vote for Hirsute Personality of the Year.

Beard Week aims to promote a positive image of the hirsute while underlining that pogonophobia, irrational hatred of facial hair still exists. We still await the first hirsute Prime Minister since 1902 for example.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, you sometime hear talk of ‘Peak Beard’ and beards being in decline. We are here to celebrate beards, the more the better and to demand an end to pogonophobia in employment and in social contexts too

National Beard Week 2020

Monday 22nd June: Hirsute Personality of the Year: the beard wearer who has made the positive public impact during the year. 2020 winner-David Olusoga

Tuesday 23rd June: Beard Friendly Sandwich of the Year: the sandwich that goes in the mouth not the beard. 2019: marmite peanut butter

Wednesday 24th June: Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year: the broadcaster whose beard has had the most public impact. 2019 Gary Lineker

Thursday 25th June: Pogonophobe of the Year: the most notorious beard hater of the year; 2019 Boris Johnson

Friday 26th June: Beard Friendly Employer of the Year: the field grows wider each year 2019 The BBC

Saturday 27th June: Beard of Summer 2019: the third of the four quarterly seasonal Awards 2019 Philip Wilton, Wildes Cheese

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Historian David Olusoga voted Hirsute Personality of the Year

In Uncategorized on June 22, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Press release June 22nd

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Historian David Olusoga voted Hirsute Personality of the Year

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that with Beard Week set to bristle off to a start on 22nd June historian David Olusoga has been voted Hirsute Personality of the Year in an on-line poll.

David Olusoga is Professor of Public History at the University of Manchester and recently presented the BBC TV series a House Through Time. His is the author of a number of books including Black and British: a forgotten history.

Olusoga shaved Welsh Health Minister Vaughan Gething for the honour with poet Benjamin Zephaniah and cricketer Moeen Ali tied in third place.

In 2020 as in 2019 the shortlist featured all BAME beards

The BLF says that it has become increasingly concerned that images of the hirsute overwhelmingly feature young white men. While this is positive in terms of beard impact in the public eye it downplays and often ignores the importance of BAME beards.

The shortlist comprises well known beard wearers, focusing not just on their place in the public eye but the gravitas and impact their beard adds to their public image and appearance.

Unlike the Beard of the Year in December, those on the short-list don’t need to have a full-time beard. Rather they need to have been in the public eye while hirsute. Neither is the contest about who has the ‘best’ beard.

The winner of the on-line poll which opens on 13th June is announced at the beginning of Beard Week 2020. Other Awards that feature during the week, designed to promote a positive image of beards, are the Beard Friendly Sandwich of the Year, Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year and the Beard Friendly Employer of the Year.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett, David Olusoga has, quite rightly, a high public profile and while his beard is essentially incidental to that he still displays an image of hirsute gravitas.

 

Raheem Sterling, footballer

Virat Kohli, cricketer

Lenny Henry, actor

Benjamin Zephaniah, poet

Andros Townsend, footballer

Moeen Ali, cricketer

David Olusoga, historian

Idris Elba, actor

Lowkey, rapper

Vaughan Gething, politician

 

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Beards, Shorts& Sandals Season restarts as Midsummer is marked

In Uncategorized on June 21, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

24th June

Contact Keith Flett 07803 16726

Beards,Shorts & Sandals Season restarts as Midsummer is marked

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has announced that the temporary suspension of the 2020 Beard, Shorts & Sandals season has restarted from dawn on Midsummer’s Day 24th June

The season has been suspended due to inclement weather

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Midsummer is an excellent moment to restart the Beard, Shorts and Sandals with maximum daylight to flaunt the look.

Guidelines for the 2024 Beard, Shorts and Sandals Season

1] Shorts should ideally be three-quarter length-‘culottes’ for the  2020 season. The length of shorts is particularly important as climate change may mean that unprotected legs get sunburnt.

1a) Shorts of the length worn by Nigel Farage  are specifically forbidden.

2] Footwear should be casual. There is a considerable range of sandal type footwear now available. Some leaves parts of the feet and toes open to public view, while some does not. The BLF is not prescriptive about the matter.

3] Socks should generally not be worn. However if the beard, shorts and sandals are to be displayed in relatively busier urban areas it is likely to be prudent to wear closed rather than open casual footwear and ankle socks, not visible to others may be worn.

4] There is no prescription or definition on what type of beard may be worn, or how this may match with the shorts and sandals. This is left up to the individual.