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Its time, time for the first hirsute Prime Minister since 1902

In Uncategorized on August 29, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release

6th September

contact: Keith Flett 07803 167266

Its time, time for the first hirsute Prime Minister since 1902

 

 

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that it is time to end the many decades of clean shaven rule at Westminster that has led to the current Brexit crisis.

It is now time for the nation to turn to a leader with a beard for the first time since the Conservative Lord Salisbury stepped down in 1902.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Gascoyne-Cecil,_3rd_Marquess_of_Salisbury

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we are facing a clean shaven No Deal Brexit disaster with Johnson. Its time for Jeremy Corbyn, the man who has been voted Parliamentary Beard of the Year more often than any other, to step up and shave the Tory Brexiteers.

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From Peterloo to Prorogation: Johnson’s dislike of democracy

In Uncategorized on August 29, 2019 by kmflett

On 16th August the 200th anniversary of the Peterloo Massacre was marked in Manchester. 18 died and hundreds were injured as the Yeomanry rode into a crowd of 60,000 protesting for democratic rights.

The magistrate who gave the order for the Yeomanry to go in was Hulton, a lifelong Tory.

We can see that Peterloo remains an awkward matter for many Tories even 200 years on.

Even so it was one of the key events that led to the 1832 Reform Act and the beginnings of the modern system of Parliamentary democracy.

One would expect therefore the Prime Minister of the day, even if they were a Tory, to mark Peterloo as an important reminder of the sacrifices made for the right to vote.

In fact Prime Minister Johnson had nothing to say on Peterloo on the 16th August or since.

Two weeks on we can see why. Praising the importance of Parliamentary democracy when you know you are about to restrict it could be awkward.

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Boris Johnson’s Premiership started with the great British tradition of booing, & now?

In Uncategorized on August 28, 2019 by kmflett

Boris Johnson and the great British tradition of booing

No doubt this wont please Corbynphobics and the politically homeless but Jeremy Corbyn continues to get good receptions whereever he turns up and he is certainly not booed. That doesn’t mean he can win an Election of course it is an indicator of street or crowd politics beyond electoral calculation.

By contrast the new Tory Leader and self-styled Prime Minister Boris Johnson got booed rather a lot in the earlier days of his Premiership. Firstly outside Downing St, then in Edinburgh and also in Cardiff.

He was also booed on the Saturday of the final  2018 Test between England and India after TV cameras flashed up on the big screens available to spectators a picture of him playing with his mobile phone.

In the age of texts, twitter and e-mails shouldnt booing be as old fashioned and redundant as the heckle at a political meeting? It would seem not from recent days

In fact booing has a long and complicated part in the history of protest.

Historically, certainly dating back to the time the crowd becomes an actor on the stage of history in the mid eighteenth century, booing has been a way of showing collective protest at the rich and powerful.

But it hasn’t been just booing.

What the American historical sociologist Charles Tilly called the ‘repertoire’ of the crowd went far beyond booing.  It extended to hissing, groaning,hooting and pelting with missiles, often  rotten vegetables or fruit but sometimes stones as well.

The London crowd in particular was well known from the start of the modern era for robust reactions to those it didn’t like. When John Wilkes, who went on to become Mayor of London, announced his intention to stand for Parliament at Middlesex in the late 1760s one of his opponents on appearing at a Brentford hustings found himself ‘jeered and hissed’

At the State opening  of Parliament on 29th October 1795, EP Thompson notes in the Making of the English Working Class,  the King was ‘hissed, hooted and his carriage pelted.. the King’s carriage window was fractured probably by a pebble’

Parson Woodforde recorded  that George 111 was ‘hissed, hooted and groaned at by vast crowds’.

After the formation of the Metropolitan Police the authorities began to attempt  to control unregulated street noises and two Acts of 1839 and 1841 aimed to ban all ‘uncommon noises’ from horn blowing to street cries.

The Acts were robustly enforced and their main provisions remain in force little amended today as anyone who has ever tried to organise or do anything on the street without telling the police will testify.

However the power of the crowd could overcome robust policing at any time.

In August 1842 the 3rd Battalion Grenadier Guards were mobilised from their barracks at Charing Cross to march to Euston Station and then by train to the north-west to be used against strikers involved in the 1842 General Strike, sometimes called the Plug Plot.

Large crowds of protesters gathered as the troops marched through central London and what the historian of London Chartism David Goodway describes as ‘murmurs of groans and hisses’ began. These grew so loud that the troops fixed bayonets in an attempt to silence the crowd. They failed.

In more recent times such crowd reactions have sometimes been stage managed- as at a pantomime and sometimes at sporting events, but the point about their use at a live event or on the street is that they are essentially spontaneous and unpredictable indicators of popular feeling.

It is not something that can be created from above or controlled it just happens Hated politicians like Osborne at the 2012 Olympics and Johnson get booed.

The good news for Johnson is that so far it has only been boos. The historical accompaniments of rotten fruit and eggs and dead cats have yet to appear.

That may now change, if he ever dares to venture a public appearance again

 

 

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Johnson wants to suspend Parliament. Time for Pride’s Purge 2019 version

In Uncategorized on August 28, 2019 by kmflett

Johnson wants to suspend Parliament. Time for Pride’s Purge 2019 version

It is reported that Prime Minister Johnson wants to extend the Commons recess for Party Conferences to 14th October to allow MPs less time to stop a hard Brexit.

As the New Statesman’s Stephen Bush notes if the move is about anything in the real world it is about Johnson further positioning himself for an early election

https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2019/08/what-boris-johnsons-plan-prorogue-parliament-really-means

One of the things that the opposition leaders agreed on 27th August was a Commons vote next week to cancel the Parliamentary recess. If they can win that Johnson may be in trouble.

The whole thing has of course set off those who are sometimes labelled the extreme centre, into a further round of fulminations and that will no doubt be reflected in the media in the next few days where such opinion has plenty of space.

Even so Johnson attempting to stop Parliament from sitting when it should be, albeit for a few days (unless the conference recess was suspended) remains an affront to Parliamentary democracy which the Tories are supposed to be the upholders of.

Time then perhaps for a 2019 version of Pride’s Purge though I don’t think the army or actual imprisonment will be required this time.

Colonel Thomas Pride with troops on 6thDecember 1648 stood at the entrance to Parliament and forcibly stopped MPs who were loyal to the King rather than to Parliament, from entering the building,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride%27s_Purge

Boris Johnson is not King whatever he may think, but there is an issue about MPs who stand in favour of Parliamentary Democracy and those who back its suspension.

Of course a General Election would be the democratic way forward here, sooner rather than later. That wasn’t something that was available in its post-1832 form in 1648

 

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Peak Silly Season

In Uncategorized on August 28, 2019 by kmflett

Peak Silly Season

When exactly the peak of the silly season is remains undefined as it is a media construct.

Broadly its somewhere in that gap between Parliament rising for the summer and returning in early September ahead of the Party Conferences. That also coincides with the school summer holidays when many take a break.

In recent times the neo-liberal imperative which hates the idea of holidays has tried to get rid of the summer break:

https://kmflett.wordpress.com/2019/08/14/summer-holidays-the-impulse-of-the-market-economy-from-1850-2019/

It is having some success since the world of politics while certainly not adverse to holidays doesn’t particularly require six weeks to take them.

Tony Benn commented on the silly season in his Diary on 30th July 1977 when he complained that a story that Harold Wilson thought MI5 were bugging Downing St would be debated in the ‘silly season’

Silly Season in 2023 has hardly got going with headlines on climate change and war. The Nadine Dorries saga was a little silly but the peak is the current search for the Loch Ness Monster

The silly season was certainly even sillier and better when in 1997 acting Prime Minister John Prescott compared Peter Mandelson to a crab he had found on a beach

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/special/politics97/news/08/0819/crab.shtml

Peak silly season in 2019 was the tweet that the last servings in a marmite jar could be more easily retrieved by standing it on its side and that the jars had flat sides specifically for this purpose.

It is true that if you stand a marmite jar on its side or on its head its easier to get the servings at the bottom out. That is not the reason the jars have flat sides however. The word marmite means pot which don’t tend to be shaped like that.

Compared to that August 2023 has seen a significant decline in silliness

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As Noam Chomsky grows a beard will Bernie Saunders be next?

In Uncategorized on August 27, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Press Release 27th August

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

As Noam Chomsky grows a beard will Bernie Saunders be next?

The Beard Liberation Front the informal network of beard wearers, has said that it is pleased to see that veteran US linguist and opponent of American imperial endeavours Noam Chomsky has left decades of shaving behind and grown a gravitas adding beard.

The campaigners say they are hopeful that leading US left leaning Democratic politician Bernie Saunders will be next to grasp the political importance of beard power

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Donald Trump is a pogonophobe- beard hater- and we suspect that Noam Chomsky’s beard will annoy him every bit as much as anything the thinker and activist says

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Mrs Thatcher’s Victorian Values & Lord Tim Bell

In Uncategorized on August 27, 2019 by kmflett

At one point during her Premiership Margaret Thatcher decided to promote a policy of Victorian Values, as she saw them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/trail/victorian_britain/education_health/laissez_faire_02.shtml

It was of course a hostage to fortune not least in respect of drawing attention to the difference between the public and private lives of Tory politicians. Anyone who is not familiar may wish to Google Cecil Parkinson.

The death and obituaries of Lord Tim Bell Mrs Thatcher’s PR advisor who was made a peer by Tony Blair remind us again of the point.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Bell,_Baron_Bell

Bell had been convicted of public indecency and was, according to several obituaries, a habitual cocaine user.

Its worth reflecting that there are indications that the morals and morality of the Tory Party have declined even further since those days.

 

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Free to air Ashes Cricket, over 75 TV licences & Johnson

In Uncategorized on August 26, 2019 by kmflett

Free to air Ashes cricket, over 75 TV licences & Johnson

Since are both noted cricket fans it was no surprise that both Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn tweeted about England’s uplifting victory in the third Ashes Test at Leeds on Sunday. No surprise either that Corbyn was the one that noted, given the interest and heroics on display, that it might be an idea if Test cricket was on free to air TV*

The following day the media were reporting that Johnson had told the BBC that they must fund free TV licences for the over 75s.

This directly contradicts a statement on page 66 of the 2017 Tory Election Manifesto which states that this benefit will be maintained as is. No doubt Johnson didn’t bother to read the Manifesto and doesn’t care if his latest statement makes him look like a hypocrite.

The cost to the BBC of funding the licence would mean cuts in staffing and programming. Johnson knows that but it would of course allow space in the broadcasting market for his hard-right friends although specifically who they are now that Murdoch has sold Sky is less clear.

What is certain is that if Ashes cricket is going to be on free air to TV that means someone has to pay the cost. Whoever that is, Johnson clearly has no intention of it being the Government, hence the lack of reference to it in his tweet. The BBC could show it on BBC4, which doesn’t broadcast in the day or Channel 4 could (as with the recent Cricket World Cup final) but one senses that public service broadcasting and Johnson do not compute.

*this paragraph appears in the Guardian 27th August. The following 4 paragraphs expand on the point in a way that a letter cant (and shouldn’t)

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England cricket selectors must learn lessons: 1981, 2005, 2019. Players with beards key to Ashes wins

In Uncategorized on August 26, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

26th August

contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that of all the points to come out of England’s one wicket victory in the Third Ashes Test at Headingley against Australia, a key one has been overlooked. In three great Ashes victories in 1981, 2005 and 2019 a hirsute player has been central.

At Headingley in July 1981 in the Third Ashes Test England beat Australia by 18 runs. Ian Botham, beard resplendent scored a match winning 149 not out.

At Edgbaston in July 2005, Beard of the Year winner Freddie Flintoff took 7 wickets in the match and scored 68 and 73 as England won by 2 runs

Now at Headingley in August 2019 beard wearer Ben Stokes scored 135 not out to see England to victory. He has gained automatic entry to the Beard of the Year 2019 shortlist in November.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, there is a clear Ashes focused reminder to the England selectors here. Pick more players with beards

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William Cobbett, pork pies, the Freeborn Englishman & Johnson

In Uncategorized on August 26, 2019 by kmflett

William Cobbett, pork pies, the Freeborn Englishman & Johnson

Prime Minister has clashed with Melton Mowbray pork pie makers by claiming that they are sold outside of the UK. Like many things Johnson says this is not true. They are perishable products with a limited shelf life:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49470831

It is interesting however that a Tory Prime Minister can manage to get into an argument about something as traditional as a pork pie.

William Cobbett’s Rural Rides didn’t take him into the Melton Mowbray area and he much preferred bacon to pork and pies but he did underline the importance of pig keeping to the Freeborn Englishman, a rural smallholder in the decades immediately before Britain became primarily an industrial economy (broadly from 1850 onwards).

Cobbett wrote in Rural Rides:

A couple of flitches of bacon are worth fifty thousand Methodist sermons and religious tracts.  The sight of them on the rack tends more to keep a man from poaching and stealing than whole volumes of penal statutes.. they are great softeners of the temper and promoters of domestic harmony’

This is not a recommendation for meat eating in 2019. Many who do not eat meat or pork for cultural, religious, environmental and other reasons, no doubt keep well clear,

It does however underline that the production of meat, some of which went into pork pies was something that was part of a traditional way of life. One wonders why a Tory Prime Minister is so keen to undermine that and why he doesn’t know the importance of the pork pie to the history of British culture in the first place.