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Beard, Shorts and Sandals Season. The Big Issue: socks

In Uncategorized on May 10, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

11th May

Media Release contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

2019 Beard, Shorts & Sandals Season. The Big Issue: socks

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that the 2019 Beard, Shorts and Sandals is now underway

The BLF says that it has relaxed guidelines for the 2019 season and brought in a new framework governing types of footwear, length of shorts and the controversial issue of socks:

1] Shorts may be half length (to the knee) or three-quarter length-‘culottes’. The length of shorts is particularly important as climate change may mean that unprotected legs get sunburnt.

2] Footwear should be casual. There is a considerable range of sandal type footwear now available. Some leaves parts of the feet and toes open to public view, while some does not. The BLF is not prescriptive about the matter.

3] Socks should generally not be worn. However if the beard, shorts and sandals are to be displayed in busy urban areas it is likely to be prudent to wear closed rather than open casual footwear and ankle socks, not visible to others may be worn.

4] There is no prescription or definition on what type of beard may be worn, or how this may match with the shorts and sandals. This is left up to the individual.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, socks are always the most controversial issue during the Beard, Socks and Sandals season. We suspect that some have an ideological position not based on actual experience so we are running a poll to check

The result of the vote will be announced on the late May Bank Holiday Monday May 27th

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