The Ambridge Socialist
All the news of the class struggle in Borsetshire
12th May
Brexart triumph for Russell Jones at Lower Loxley
The Ambridge Socialist has made no secret of our view that Call Me Russ, Russell Jones, is a fundamentally dodgy character. However his Brexart Exhibition at Lower Loxley was a triumph. Not only did it annoy leading Ambridge philistine Kenton, it raised through abstract art (strategically placed gaffer tape) the issue of borders and Brexit. From that might come an anti-racist message
The Church Art Club: People’s Vote?
Saint Shula has convened another meeting of the Church Art Club. Following a suggestion by the Professor that there should be a People’s Vote on what art work might appear suitable there is yet to be agreement on the form of the vote and the questions on the ballot…
Jazzer pushes for lack of severance pay
It appears that Jazzer has ditched thoughts of pursuing Tom for constructive dismissal (prudently). He is now arguing that he should be given severance pay after he was sacked as a pig man. Possibly but it depends what his contract, if he had one, says. The Professor is apparently his representative though what he knows about employment law is unclear
So. Farewell then Natasha??
It seems that Natasha has finally had enough of Tom and the stifling world that is the Archers Ambridge. She has managed to stay away for two weeks so far. Impressive
Is Russ still alive?
Each week we check to see if Call Me Russ has survived another week of living at Lower Loxley with Freddie back in situ:
Week 7: yes
In other news
Jolene has had her photograph taken
Forelock tugger Will has been exposed as a useless parent. In fact delete the last word….
A new batch of Borsetshire Blue has been produced…..
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