The Ambridge Socialist
69 Years of the class struggle in Ambridge
May 19/26th
Camilla Pargetter attacks the decline of the Borsetshire ruling class
LONDON, ENGLAND – NOVEMBER 21: Patricia Hodge attends the “Surviving Christmas With The Relatives” world premiere at the Vue West End on November 21, 2018 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)
Nigel’s sister Camilla has made a brief appearance in Ambridge. Officially the idea was that she would collect Freddie who would then leave Ambridge and stay with her. However Freddie did not leave but decided instead to stay with Saint Shula at the Stables.
Meanwhile Camilla criticised, Elizabeth, Freddie and Lower Loxley. Standards in ruling class Borsetshire are not what they were, echoing the decline in the Tory Party
Which will go first, the Bull or Lower Loxley?
Borsetshire institutions, The Bull and Lower Loxley appear to be in crisis, at least partly financial. Apparently master financier Kenton Archer is planning a ‘re-boot’ of Lower Loxley. Whether this will include booting Call Me Russ and his art shows remains to be seen. Meanwhile thanks to Jill, Kenton has repaid the money he owes David which he had to borrow 4 years ago after the Great Flood of Ambridge damaged the pub. Has the crisis been averted? Very probably not.
PC Burns still pursuing the bunting thief
PC Knacker Burns has underlined that the criminal who stole the bunting, and who has been taunting him by leaving bits of around the village, will be caught. We shall see
The Ambridge cricket team
Tracy’s sledging has got results for the team but it is frowned on by the team leadership. What is the alternative? Might it be possible to sandpaper the ball from time to time? It seemed to work for the Australians, until they were found out…
In Other News
The Professor is getting a tribute night for his birthday
Now that Freddie has moved to the Stables, Call Me Russ should be safe unfortunately (but see above)
After extracting severance pay from Tom, Jazzer has quit the tea-room and is doing some sheep shearing.
Ed has not yet been arrested by PC Burns.
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