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Heavy voting against Warner in early voting for Beard of the Cricket World Cup

In Uncategorized on June 2, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

2nd June

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Heavy voting against Warner in early voting for Beard of the Cricket World Cup, the W G Grace Prize

The Beard Liberation Front has said that the search for the Beard of the 2019 Cricket World Cup is underway.

An indicative poll of well-known hirsute cricketers who are playing is now on-line and full poll will commence after each team has played their opening match on 3rd June.

In the beginning was WG Grace but in the twentieth century cricket went to the barbers. So much so that by the early 1960s a major shaving company was sponsoring one day cricket and players deemed insufficiently clean shaven were sometimes sent from the field to sort it out.

In the twenty first century beards in cricket are back from Moeen to Hashim. Its now understood that a beard can have a psychological impact on opponents after Mike Brearley pioneered the point. Beards can also have an aero-dynamic impact on play itself.

Beards will play an important, perhaps vital, role in the World Cup. But who will have the winning whiskers?

Contenders could include Moeen Ali, Hashim Amla and Virat Kohli. Competition is expected to bristle as the competition goes on

However the Beard Liberation Front has said that to be eligible the beard must at least pass the Clint Eastwood post-stubble test & will ideally be more in the WG Grace beard zone

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, there was heavy voting against David Warner on Saturday but it is early days yet.

 

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