The Ambridge Socialist
June 9th
The Professor: I Fought The Law
Professor Jim has turned up, perhaps reluctantly, at his ‘surprise’ birthday ‘party’. However before long he stormed out after PC Knacker Burns confronted him with being the bunting thief. Jim may have dashed off to listen to the Clash’s I Fought The Law (you never know with a Professor) but has Knacker Burns got the right person???
Lower Loxley: bankruptcy still threatens
The ever reliable and financially prudent Kenton has been discussing the continuing crisis at Lower Loxley again. Without an alcohol licence, the wedding and evening function trade has collapsed and losses are mounting. Is it time to turn the place into a Wetherspoons?
Open Farm Sunday
All is well. Natasha is doing the business (possibly on credit but that’s for later)
In Other News
Ed has had a crash transporting certain ‘items’ for Tim. Tim is not happy. Someone could get hurt here. Actually the Ambridge Socialist has a list of potential recipients of any ‘warning’.
Adam & ian have been skinny dipping in the Am. It cant be long before the pictures appear in the Borsetshire Echo
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