Teach Yourself Boris Johnson
According to the Daily Telegraph back in 2016 Boris Johnson ‘thinks’ that people coming to Britain must be able to speak English. He actually said this in 2015 but why not recycle previous Johnson ‘thoughts’. After all that is what his Telegraph column is all about
Here is a brief guide to Johnson’s English
Tally Ho: I can see Gove in the distance
Cripes: I’ve been found out again
I Say: precursor to Johnson ‘bon mot’
Bounder: see Michael Gove
Bullingdon: code for a fine British institution
Damn: see Cripes
Bother: see Damn and Cripes
My friends: see Bullingdon
A void within a vacuum: Liberal Democrats
Blurt: routine Johnson saying
Wiff-Waff: made up term
Piccaninnies: see watermelon smiles
Watermelon smiles: people* want me to speak as I find
Business: F*ck
Letter Boxes: see snowflake
Snowflake: Rory Stewart
Cocaine: see change the subject
*people=racists
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