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Beard of the Cricket World Cup into third week

In Uncategorized on June 16, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release

16th June

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Beard of the Cricket World Cup into third week

The Beard Liberation Front has said that the search for the Beard of the 2019 Cricket World Cup is entering its third week with rain interruptions making hirsute cricket tricky

The poll of well-known hirsute cricketers who are playing is on-line

In the beginning was WG Grace but in the twentieth century cricket went to the barbers. So much so that by the early 1960s a major shaving company was sponsoring one day cricket and players deemed insufficiently clean shaven were sometimes sent from the field to sort it out.

In the twenty first century beards in cricket are back from Moeen to Hashim and Virat. Its now understood that a beard can have a psychological impact on opponents after Mike Brearley pioneered the point. Beards can also have an aero-dynamic impact on play itself.

Beards will play an important, perhaps vital, role in the World Cup. But who will have the winning whiskers?

Contenders could include Moeen Ali, Hashim Amla, Virat Kohli and even David Warner. Competition is expected to bristle as the competition goes on

However the Beard Liberation Front has said that to be eligible the beard must at least pass the Clint Eastwood post-stubble test & will ideally be more in the WG Grace beard zone

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, at the moment Moeen Ali still remains the player to beat but every game brings hairy moments for the contenders

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