Beard Liberation Front
23rd June
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As National Beard Week starts is Johnson set to adopt a new image?
WIth National Beard Week 2019 set to start on Monday June 24th, the Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that there is only one way forward for Tory leadership candidate Boris Johnson after a reported late night ‘altercation’ at his South London address.
The campaigners say that Johnson must get with the zeitgeist and grow a beard.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, a beard is a central part of Jeremy Corbyn’s political image. If Johnson wants to be Tory leader and challenge him at the next Election a beard looks essential
National Beard Week 2019
Monday 24th June: Hirsute Personality of the Year: the beard wearer who has made the positive public impact during the year. 2018 winner- Jeremy Corbyn
Tuesday 25th June: Beard Friendly Sandwich of the Year: the sandwich that goes in the mouth not the beard. 2018: cheese & marmite
Wednesday 26th June: Hirsute Broadcaster of the Year: the broadcaster whose beard has had the most public impact. 2018 Michael Rosen & James O’Brien
Thursday 27th June: Pogonophobe of the Year: the most notorious beard hater of the year; 2018 Donald Trump
Friday 28th June: Beard Friendly Employer of the Year: the field grows wider each year 2018 Wildes Cheese
Saturday 29th June: Beard of Summer 2019: the third of the four quarterly seasonal Awards 2018 Philip Ardagh
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