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Beard of the Cricket World Cup: Lords Beard Off between Stokes & Warner

In Uncategorized on June 25, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

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25th June

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Beard of the Cricket World Cup: Lords Beard Off between Stokes & Warner

The Beard Liberation Front has said that with the search for the Beard of the 2019 Cricket World Cup  into its fourth week a decisive Beard Off between England’s Ben Stokes and Australia’s David Warner is set for Lords on Tuesday

A poll of well-known hirsute cricketers who are playing in the World Cup is on-line

In the beginning was WG Grace but in the twentieth century cricket went to the barbers. So much so that by the early 1960s a major shaving company was sponsoring one day cricket and players deemed insufficiently clean shaven were sometimes sent from the field to sort it out.

In the twenty first century beards in cricket are back from Moeen to Hashim and Virat. Its now understood that a beard can have a psychological impact on opponents after Mike Brearley pioneered the point. Beards can also have an aero-dynamic impact on play itself.

Beards will play an important, perhaps vital, role in the World Cup. But who will have the winning whiskers?

Contenders could include Moeen Ali, Hashim Amla, Virat Kohli and even David Warner. Competition is expected to bristle as the competition goes on

However the Beard Liberation Front has said that to be eligible the beard must at least pass the Clint Eastwood post-stubble test & will ideally be more in the WG Grace beard zone

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, who will demonstrate the greater beard power at Lords, Stokes or Warner? The outcome could be key to the eventual winner of the Beard of the Cricket World Cup

 

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