The Ambridge Socialist
30th June
Nearly 70 years of class struggle in Borsetshire
PC Burns must bring Jayston in for questioning
The Professor returned this week but was acting oddly (even for Ambridge). He told Saint Shula that he was particularly concerned that Harold Jayston had attended his non-birthday event, which the Professor himself walked out of. Later he confessed to Alastair & Jazzer that Jayston had abused him as a young boy. PC Knacker Burns can forget about the bunting and bring Mr Jayston in for questioning
Tom and Natasha split over Post-Nup agreement
Pat and Tony have suggested that Tom and Natasha sign a post-nup to stop each other from picking up their various financial disasters. Natasha agrees, Tom does not. The ruling class in Ambridge lurches further into crisis
Who in Ambridge backs Johnson
The Ambridge Socialist brings you the speculation from Ambridge that the BBC wont cover. We polled Ambridge Socialist readers on who the most likely Ambridge residents are to back Johnson for Tory leader
The Ambridge Socialist is mindful that the average age of Tory members is thought to be between 55-60, so while it might be thought that, for example, Natasha, might support Johnson statistically it is very unlikely she’d be a member.
It is not known if Johnson listens to the Archers or if he plans an Ambridge ‘rally’ in the upstairs room at the Bull
The results of the Ambridge Socialist poll were as follows:
Justin Elliott 23.75%
Brian Aldridge 20%
Martyn Gibson 20%
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