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The Ambridge Socialist: *when* will Boris Johnson canvass Ambridge?

In Uncategorized on July 7, 2019 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

7th July

Nearly 70 years of class struggle in Borsetshire

Was the Natasha-Tom Post-Nup agreement the most boring Archers theme ever?

The Archers is known in popular culture as a place where nothing ever really happens at length. As regular listeners and Ambridge Socialist readers know that is quite unfair. However on occasion the Archers does try to live up to its image. The lengthy discussions between Natasha and Tom about whether they could agree a post-nuptial agreement were surely amongst the most tedious to be featured in the Archers for some years

The Professor refuses help, but is there any help anyway?

The Professor is adamant that after the Harold Jayston revelation he neither wants counselling or to go to the police. One can understand absolutely a reluctance to involved PC Knacker Burns whose ability not to solve crimes is legendary. Alastair has suggested he look at a counselling website but surely it is not a CBT but in person therapy that might well be needed anyway. That is if the Tory run Borsetshire Council has not cut such things.

Still no sign of Johnson canvassing Ambridge

While it seems likely (well as likely as a YouGov poll anyway) that those who are members of the Tory Party in Ambridge back Johnson for leader, it is puzzling that he appears to have made no attempt to canvass in The Bull. A Tory leadership contender who cannot carry Ambridge is doomed

In Other News

Ed has had an argument with Will and Tim but not about the same thing

Justin thinks Lilian is ignoring him

Ben has failed his driving test but it being Ambridge this wont stop him from driving

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