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Beard Campaigers back trimming as heatwave is forecast

In Uncategorized on July 22, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release 22nd July

Beard Campaigners back trimming as heatwave is forecast.

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has backed beard trimming, as a heatwave with temperatures up to 34/35C is forecast for some parts of the UK this week.

The campaigners say that while facial hair can protect against the sun, a full organic beard is likely to be uncomfortable particularly, as it typically the case in urban areas, high humidity accompanies high air temperatures.

It is possible to cool the beard by using hand held fans, visiting air-conditioned offices and shops and also by briefly immersing it in chilled beer or lager but during a heatwave a prudent trim of the beard may be the best way for the hirsute to cope

There is precedent for beard trimming.

While in Algiers in 1882 ,towards the end of his life, Marx wrote to Engels that he’d had his ‘prophet’s beard’ shaved. A photo of a comparatively clean-shaven Marx however is believed to be a mock-up rather than an actual picture

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, of course we’re not the beard police and some may prefer to keep their beards ‘as is’. However in very hot weather it is certainly permissible to trim the beard a little

 

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