The Ambridge Socialist
Reporting on the class struggle in Borsetshire
28th July
Johnson elected, Ambridge celebrates (except on the BBC)
You may not have heard much from Brian Aldridge or Justin Elliott on the Archers this week. The reason? They were celebrating the ascension of Boris Johnson to the Tory leadership. Opponents of Johnson are planning an Ambridge Says Boris Out rally.
The Grundys are here to stay. But will that cause the Ambridge bourgeoisie to fightback
The Grundys may be being forced to move home but they have made an important statement of intent. They are staying in Ambridge as much as the Archers dynasty are. After all someone has to do the work. The statement may not have been appreciated by the bourgeois order in Ambridge though. We shall no doubt find out.
The pigs have got to go
After a crisis Pat has given Tom an ultimatum, the pigs must go. He unfairly dismissed pig man Jazzer and then had to pay him off with a substantial sum to avoid a potential Tribunal case. He still however has the pigs and no one to look after them. (see below)
Rex looks to build a pig business
Business is business so Tom is now looking to Rex to supply free range pork, and not only Neil nut Pat have backed the idea. What could possibly go wrong
In Other News
It’s hot in Ambridge
Jim has missed a shift at the village shop
Rosie has had a birthday party including Scruff punch
Saint Shula has given up on being a Saint and decided to go for Vicar instead (thanks to Toby Wood for this line)
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