The Ambridge Socialist
Reporting on the class struggle in Borsetshire
11th August
Kate’s ‘extras’ cause concern
Jacob the vet has been to have his shoulder massaged by Kate. It was a freebie but her suggestion that he return for ‘extras’ should not cause him concern. These refers to tips on vegan cuisine and yert husbandry
Council Housing in Ambrdge
Unable to afford the mortgage on their dream home due to events Emma and Ed have split. The Ambridge Socialist supports the campaign for new Council Housing to be built in Ambridge by cash rich Tory Borsetshire Council
Ambridge Socialist Entry for the Ambridge Conservation Trust fund
After discussion the Ambridge Socialist is putting forward an entry for the Ambridge Conservation Trust fund. It will put forward a proposal for sustainable agriculture in Ambridge. Firstly by planting orchards of cider apples, specifically the much prized Tumble Tussocks. Secondly planting hop fields dedicated to the newly developed Borsetshire Hop Variety, Bert19
In Other News
Jazzer has spoken to Knacker Burns about Jayston but Knacker says he can do nothing as there is no evidence. After all in the case where there is evidence, that of the bunting, Knacker has made no progress over several years.
Oliver is impressed by Lilian’s plans for the Bull unlike several others
Oliver’s plans for staffing at Grey Gables also reveal him as one of the very few progressive thinkers in Ambridge
Eddie has had his van nicked by Tim Oatey. Don’t expect PC Burns to be on the case
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