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The Ambridge Socialist poll: which Ambridge residents should be in jail?

In Uncategorized on August 11, 2019 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

11th August

Unlike Boris Johnson the Ambridge Socialist is no great fan of sending people to jail but that doesnt mean we’d abolish jails entirely.

Susan Carter, who herself has done prison time, opined this week that Ed Grundy should go to jail for getting mixed up with Tim Oatey’s illegal pesticides trade. Ed cant rest assured however that by the time PC Knacker Burns has investigated the matter he will be drawing his old age pension.

Meanwhile the only person recently jailed in the village has been Freddie Pargetter, part of the Ambridge ruling orders.

The wider question who in Ambridge really deserves to spend time in jail?

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