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England could shave Australia in key Beard of the Ashes contest

In Uncategorized on August 22, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

22nd August

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England could shave Australia in key Beard of the Ashes contest

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that England look well placed to shave Australia in the key Beard of the Ashes vote.

While David Warner is reported to have shaved his beard, England have added two hirsute bowlers, Archer and Leach to their side.

Moeen Ali, often a frontrunner in similar votes has been dropped from the England side for the moment but they are still making easily the most hirsute impact on the pitch whether its Stokes batting, Archer’s bowling or Bairstow behind the stumps.

Australia’s Steve Smith has grown a beard but unfortunately cant play at Leeds. If he returns at Manchester Australia may still be able to mount a challenge

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Beard Power could yet win England the Ashes as well as the Beard of the Ashes vote

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