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Bolton fired by Trump: it wasnt the warmongering it was the moustache

In Uncategorized on September 10, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release 11th September

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Bolton fired by Trump: it wasn’t the warmongering it was the moustache

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Donald Trump’s interesting relationship with facial hair has taken another turn after veteran Republican John Bolton was sacked as National Security Advisor.

The Washington Post has previously quoted Trump advisors to the effect that the President doesn’t like either moustaches or beards.

The campaigners say that it is perhaps not entirely surprising that Trump, who has a vast array of prejudices, is a pogonophobe. While the BLF holds no brief for the neo-con, warmongering views of Bolton it doesn’t think anyone should be selected for a job or otherwise on the basis of their facial hair, except obviously Santa Claus.

BLF organiser Keith Flett said, no sensible person could be worried that warmonger Bolton has been sacked without even starting a war. Even so it was his warmongering not his moustache that should have been the reason

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