The Ambridge Socialist
Reporting on the class struggle in Borsetshire
15 September
Jonathan Agnew set to be coach of Ambridge cricket team
Veteran BBC cricket commentator Jonathan Agnew revealed on Test Match Special on Saturday that he and his partner Emma Agnew had had dinner with Charles Collingwood and Judy Bennett amongst others on Friday evening in central London.
The Ambridge Socialist understands that as a result discussions are underway for Aggers, as he is known to millions, to coach the invariably indifferent, Ambridge cricket team. Top of the agenda is to retire any players over 80 and make sure the team don’t drink more than six pints of Shires each in the Bull in the evening.
The Bull misses out on Good Beer Guide 2020 entry
With the Bull in perpetual crisis led by manager Kenton Archer there was a fresh blow this week as the pub missed out on an entry in the Campaign for Real Ale’s 2020 Good Beer Guide. While the cask Shires bitter is served traditionally and keykegs appear to have been heard of in Ambridge, the Bull didn’t make the grade it seems
Abattoir crisis in Ambridge. Pt2
Vince Casey has been declared persona non grata and David Archer and Brian Aldridge have agreed to press for the Hassett Hills co-op to by brought out by Crowthers so that the despatch of lambs remains a seamless operation (except for the lambs obviously)
The Ghost of Grey Gables Pt 2
Tracey has suggested Murder Mystery evenings at Grey Gables. Host: David Archer…
In Other News
The Flower & Produce Show looms. Jill is set to be a judge
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