The Ambridge Socialist
Reporting on the class struggle in Borsetshire
22nd September
Justin acts on Ambridge Abattoir crisis
With Vince Casey hanging around Ambridge David has persuaded Justin to check out the currently closed local abattoir with a view to acquiring it. Justin is certainly interested in the idea but he is not interested in abattoirs. One suspects links with Casey who he denies knowing. Justin thinks the abattoir will make a good office and no doubt has friends on the Borsetshire Council planning committee.
The Flower and Produce Show; Fear & Loathing in Ambridge
Before the Ambridge Conservation Trust the way that bourgeois rivalries and feuds in Ambridge were played out was the flower and produce show. This year Jill is a judge and David and Leonard have baked something that could do well on Masterchef. Will Greg Wallace be stopping by?
Kate & Jakob
Kate is fed up with Jakob who apparently is planning a sojourn in the Nordic areas. It would probably be fair to say that Jakob chancing on an acting role in the Archers is equally fed up with having so much dialogue with Kate
The Ambridge Socialist Proletarian recipes
Keri Davies volume of Ambridge recipes is published on 26th September. To mark its appearance the Ambridge Socialist will be offering a Cobbettian guide to good proletarian eating starting with bread, cheese and beer/
In other news
Lily is not returning to Uni for a second year
The chef at Lower Loxley has switched to Grey Gables while Ian takes maternity leave
David’s leather jacket remains in captivity
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