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Beard Liberation Front calls for enhanced hirsuteness policy at Arsenal

In Uncategorized on September 23, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

23rd September

BLF calls for enhanced hirsuteness policy at Arsenal

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Arsenal’s patchy start to the 2019/20 Premiership season may be due to the fact that its facial hair policy remains aspirational rather than compliant.

The BLF says that while there are usually beards to be spotted on the pitch at the Emirates their appearance can be inconsistent meaning Arsenal performances can lack full beard power.

The campaigners say that Arsenal manager Unai Emery has shown some signs of working on a facial hair policy but it is very much work in progress

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