Poll for most Scary Beard of Halloween creaks open
Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 19th October
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POLL FOR MOST SCARY BEARD OF HALLOWEEN CREAKS OPEN
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the poll for the Beard of Halloween 2019 title is underway.
The 2018 vote saw a tie between Lord Sugar and Hagrid
The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.
The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.
It is accepted though that on a dark moonless night as a beard looms through the gloom, nerves may rise a little as to what lies behind the beard.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said of course none of the beards on the shortlist is genuinely scary. But come Halloween things can look a little different…
Scary Beard of Halloween 2018
Richard Branson
Bono
Noel Edmonds
Rubeus Hagrid
Philip Green
George RR Martin
Paul Mason
Lord Sugar
Antony Worrall Thompson
Paul Mason is scariest to Capitalists