The Ambridge Socialist
20th October
Reporting on the Class Struggle in Borsetshire
Hilda is missing but Alf is back
The Matriach’s cat, bird murderer Hilda, is officially listed as missing. The BBC has reported that Hilda spent the night out something it had never done before. Tony had a realistic answer to this: cat.
Meanwhile however long term alleged miscreant Alf Grundy is back in Ambridge as preparations for Joe Grundy’s wake continue
Where is Hilda?
Vince Casey crisis continues
The Ambridge Abattoir crisis continues and man about the West Midlands Vince Casey, despite appearances in the Bull, is in no hurry to meet Daveed and Brian to attempt to resolve matters, abattoir wise. Think: yet another Brexit reference…
Overwhelming support for statue of Joe Grundy outside The Bull
An Ambridge Socialist poll has found overwhelming support for a public subscription for a statue of Joe Grundy outside The Bull
In Other News
The Professor and Jazzer have found a Corbid. Alastair is not impressed.
Thanks to Faversham resident Nicholas Lezard for pointing out an error in last week’s Ambridge Socialist. Joe Grundy was in fact played by the late Edward Kelsey. The Editorial Board have undertaken a period of self criticism.
Nosey Joy opened cupboards and Hilda slipped inside . She is going to be found hungry and furious .