Beard Liberation Front
Media Release
27th October
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Campaigners back Corbyn on porridge as key to hirsute Election victory
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers has said that it backs Jeremy Corbyn on the use of porridge as a key element that could lead to victory in the forthcoming General Election.
The campaigners say that while a report in the Murdoch Sunday Times that Corbyn said he was eating more porridge in preparation for an Election should not be taken too seriously, the Labour leader has a strong record of promoting the benefits of porridge
The central component of porridge- oats- is important for a healthy beard although porridge is by far the only way to consume them. Cereal bars can be a beard friendly alternative while oat-based beers, often characterised by a hazy appearance are also popular with many beard wearers.
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn’s previously reported view is that one of the things he attributes a long and healthy life to is eating a daily bowl of porridge.
The campaigners say that there is no doubt that porridge is healthy, nutritious and tasty.
Guidelines
Eating porridge with a beard must be done with care. Getting porridge in the beard can lead to serious follicle damage.
A simple answer is to wear a beard snood- a form of beard scarf- while eating the porridge to make sure none goes in the beard and damages it.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Jeremy Corbyn is absolutely right. Eating porridge is good for the beard and increased beard power at the top of the Labour Party increases the chances of an Election victory
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