Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 28th October
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JOURNALIST PAUL MASON LEADS SCARIEST HALLOWEEN BEARD POLL
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that with just days to go journalist Paul Mason leads the poll for the Scariest Beard of Halloween 2019 title.
The poll closes at midnight on Tuesday 29th October.
Mason leads but George RR Martin and Lord Sugar are not far behind
The 2018 vote saw a tie between Lord Sugar and Hagrid
The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.
The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.
It is accepted though that on a dark moonless night as a beard looms through the gloom, nerves may rise a little as to what lies behind the beard.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said the intriguing thing is, who is Paul Mason’s beard scaring? Is it the left or the right or both?
Scary Beard of Halloween 2019
Richard Branson
Bono
Noel Edmonds
Rubeus Hagrid
Philip Green
George RR Martin
Paul Mason
Lord Sugar
Antony Worrall Thompson
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