Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 29th October
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THE CRYPT DOOR SHUTS ON THE SCARIEST HALLOWEEN BEARD POLL AT MIDNIGHT
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the crypt will close on the Scariest Beard of Halloween 2019 poll at midnight on Tuesday 29th October.
Paul Mason leads but George RR Martin and Lord Sugar are not far behind
The 2018 vote saw a tie between Lord Sugar and Hagrid
The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.
The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.
It is accepted though that on a dark moonless night as a beard looms through the gloom, nerves may rise a little as to what lies behind the beard.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said as midnight approaches the poll could get scary. To be safe. Vote now
Scary Beard of Halloween 2019
Richard Branson
Bono
Noel Edmonds
Rubeus Hagrid
Philip Green
George RR Martin
Paul Mason
Lord Sugar
Antony Worrall Thompson
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