Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 31st October
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JOURNALIST PAUL MASON WINS SCARIEST HALLOWEEN BEARD POLL 2019
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the crypt door has closed on the Scariest Beard of Halloween 2019 poll and journalist Paul Mason has been declared the winner
George RR Martin and Lord Sugar were tied in second place
The 2018 vote saw a tie between Lord Sugar and Hagrid
The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.
The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.
It is accepted though that on a dark moonless night as a beard looms through the gloom, nerves may rise a little as to what lies behind the beard.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said generally the Scariest Beard of Halloween poll winner is someone whose beard is just generally scary in a fun sort of way. With Paul Mason we think his beard scariness may be a bit more specific on the political right and left but he has clearly put a spell on opponents and come through to win the vote for the first time.
Scary Beard of Halloween 2019
Richard Branson
Bono
Noel Edmonds
Rubeus Hagrid
Philip Green
George RR Martin
Paul Mason
Lord Sugar
Antony Worrall Thompson
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