The Ambridge Socialist
November 3rd
Reporting on the Class Struggle in Borsetshire
Exclusive: We reveal Joe and Carmen’s Hangover Cure
Eddie and Alf have been to see Carmen to discover the ‘pot of gold’ mentioned in Joe Grundy’s will. It was of course a hangover ‘cure’. The BBC has broadcast fake news that suggests it includes cough mixture, cod liver oil etc. In reality the Ambridge Socialist can exclusively reveal, the cure is much more simple. Just keep drinking Tumble Tussocks cider.
As an interesting aside, the story line also outed on social media a group of Ambridge centrists, appalled that the Grundy’s should be involved in such an affair
Who will be on top of the Village Green Bonfire
Its that time of year again and the Village Green bonfire (plus limited fireworks) will be alight once again. Whose effigy will burnt on it however.
Vince Casey
Alf Grundy
Kenton Archer
Justin Elliott
Joy Horville
Boris Johnson
The Grundy Will
Eddie and Alf have been in search of the ‘Carmen’ mentioned in Joe’s Will. They discover a drag act in a pub in Hollerton but find that the person’s name is Gaz. However his mother is called Carmen…. One of the better Archers storylines of recent times. See our lead story
In Other News
Freddie has read Volume 1 (of 94) of Shula’s Autobiography and mentioned some incidents to Kenton…
Kate & Jakob are back together…
The Village Hall will be closed on 12th December
Although Boris Johnson is the obvious choice for this year’s “guy” I think that Dominic Cummings has been short changed here by not being given at least a dishonourable mention.