The Ambridge Socialist
November 10th
Reporting on the Class Struggle in Borsetshire
Will Corbyn threaten the Ambridge Kulaks?
During the week the Daily Torygraph had a front page quote from Johnson that will have mystified almost all of its readers but would have been well understood by Ambridge Socialist readers. Johnson suggested that Labour wanted to pursue the rich in the same way that Stalin had the Kulaks.
Should the Kulaks of Ambridge be concerned?
Will Jeremy Corbyn be coming from Martyn Gibson, Brian Aldridge and Justin Elliott. We certainly hope so.
RUSS: D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Lily has told Call Me Russ that he needs to expedite his divorce from his current wife Lara or else. Indeed Lily has paid a visit to Lara although the BBC has not revealed the content of their discussion. An Xmas decision is coming for Russ. Is he getting a divorce from his wife or from the Archers?
Ambridge Socialist 2019 Election Campaign
Supporters of the Ambridge Socialist are meeting upstairs at The Bull on Sunday 10th November to finalise their candidate for the December 12th Election and their programme.
We give a proletarian salute to Joe Grundy as his funeral takes place at St Stephens
Edward Kelsey, a lifelong trade unionist, died in April 2019 aged 88 and the character he represented for so long in the Archers Joe Grundy died just short of 100 years of age in October 2019.
Joe’s funeral was on 8th November, at St Stephens.
There has been a lot of memorialising about the late Joe Grundy in Ambridge recently. Bert Fry wrote a poem and the Professor tinkled the keyboards with a special tune, believed to be a variation on The Wurzels, I am a cider drinker
Some of the memories have been less than satisfactory however. David Archer claimed that Joe Grundy was a poacher and, by definition that this was wrong. The Ambridge Socialist believes that Joe Grundy was not poaching but taking animals from common land for his own use and purposes. Further Archer claimed that Joe Grundy’s dog had to be shot by the Archer Dynasty was it was worrying sheep. This was simply an act of class war and vengeance on the Archers’ part and deserves to be remembered as such.
Joe Grundy was a fearless and tireless opponent of the rich of Ambridge and deserves to be remembered as a proletarian hero. Someone who was always for the many of Ambridge not the few, otherwise known as the Archer Dynasty
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