The Ambridge Socialist
Reporting on the class struggle in Borsetshire
November 17th#
Tony and Joy: Dream Team
At the Godmother’s birthday celebrations at The Bull, Tony has bonded with Joy and briefed her on the ruling Archers Dynasty in Ambridge no doubt warning her, to take care out there. However it maybe that Tony and Joy are both so boring that a new dream team has arrived.
Farmers: will Johnson visit Ambridge?
A farmer Oop North has appeared on social media criticising Johnson and all of his (lack of) works. The Ambridge Socialist wonders whether Johnson will risk a visit to Ambridge to speak to a more compliant farmer? If he does he can be assured that the Ambridge Socialist will organise the booing for him.
Justin demand a ‘makeover’ of The Bull
Justin has demanded that Lillian promote a makeover of The Bull. The Ambridge Socialist understands that what Elliott has in mind is the opening of Ambridge Wetherspoons which will of course be named after him as a significant local figure.
Russ has a new art exhibition
Russ has opened his latest art exhibition at Lower Loxley, a pre-Xmas affair. The Ambridge Socialist culture correspondent has noted that some basic elements of socialist realist art are lacking.
In Other News
Jill has hurt her wrist
Peggy has avoided a scam
Will is moving house
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