The Ambridge Socialist
Reporting on the class struggle in Borsetshire
November 24th
Leonard in marriage threat to Archer dynasty
Leonard has told David that he thinks Jill wants him to propose marriage to her. This has sparked an immediate Archers crisis and David has sought advice from Elizabeth. After all if Leonard marries into the Dynasty, depending on events, he could gain power and influence which might dilute David’s own well known plans for world domination. For the moment however David is going along with it
The last of Joe Grundy’s cider
Alf has apparently left the building and Eddie and Co. have sampled the cider that was fermented the night that Joe Grundy died. Grundy’s Turkeys will still be a thing this Christmas but otherwise Eddie plans a contemplative year end, perhaps with plans to launch a craft cider operation in 2020
Grundy World of Christmas
After a review Eddie has decided that the Grundy World of Christmas will go ahead this year. There is however a significant issue to address. After the departure of Joe, who will be Santa?
Borchester Land Board see chance to make profit out of climate change
The Rewilding Ambridge project which won the Ambridge Conservation Trust funding recently needs to get land for the project by Xmas. Fortunately Justin is keen to get the BL Board to rent them some. The BL Board gets green credentials and makes money at the same time. Capitalism wins again.
In Other News
Phoebe’s land grab has failed for the moment but see above
Russ has been called in as advisor to the Lower Loxley Xmas Ghost project
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