The Ambridge Socialist
December 1st
Reporting on the Class Struggle in Borsetshire
Corbyn set to act on Borsetshire Land
In a major speech on 28th November Jeremy Corbyn made Labour’s position on the likes of Borsetshire Land clear. He said:
‘We’ll stop paying farm subsidies to billionaires and instead create a fund to plant organic fruit orchards, producing local food.”
The Ambridge Socialist welcomes the commitment to tackle the farming fat cats but is aware that they will find ways to fight back (see Rewilding below)
Lower Loxley Christmas Ghost production in crisis: ACAS on stand by
Call Me Russ, Russell Jones has predictably been causing trouble with the Professor’s Christmas ghost production at Lower Loxley. The Professor has rejected a demand for a ‘warm up’ and has rejected any thought that Jones should be taken seriously.
Rewilding capitalism; Turning rebellion into money
Martyn Gibson is not sure but the more far sighted Justin Elliott knows which way the wind is blowing and is keen for Borsetshire Land to hook up with the Rewilders. Even Daveed & Roooth have given a small part of Brookfield to Pip for the purpose. But what is their purpose? Protecting their profits of course. Justin Elliott has now persuaded BL to offer a substantial area of land for rewilding provided they get 75% of any profits.
In Other News
Dimitris is not keen on plate smashing & nor is the owner of the restaurant where his farewell meal took place.
Harrison has been chosen to play Santa in the Grundy World of Christmas, narrowly beating Russ
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