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Beards for a Labour Victory embraces all the hirsute*

In Uncategorized on December 2, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 2nd December

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BEARDS FOR A LABOUR VICTORY EMBRACES ALL FACIAL HAIR*

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that Beards For a Labour Victory is growing in support.

In a major policy initiative it has been agreed that Beards for a Labour Victory will now embrace all those with facial hair including moustache and sideburns wearers.

It is hoped that despite continuing media pogonophobia that on 13th December Britain will have, in Jeremy Corbyn, its first Prime Minister with a beard since the Tory PM Lord Salisbury in 1902.

Beards for a Labour Victory says that of the three Party Manifestos Labour’s is the only one that can be seen as Beard Friendly with its commitment to workplace equalities representatives.

It is hoped that over time with a hirsute Prime Minister in N0.10 Downing St that a Beard Equality Act to outlaw pogonophobia can be brought forward

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, the Tories are the party of the clean shaven suit wearer. Labour by contrast in a spirit of inclusivity and diversity welcomes all of the hirsute

Beards for a Labour Victory is supporting hirsute Labour candidates across the UK and in particular calling out instances of pogonophobic prejudice against them.

*excluding wearers of handlebar moustaches

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