Beard Liberation Front
8th December
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Jeremy Corbyn applauded for keeping to official beard care guidelines
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has applauded Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn for sticking to official guidelines on beard care.
The Labour Leader posted a picture of himself in a hairdressing establishment with the words ‘anti-cuts, pro trims’
BLF policy is that cutting the beard is considered undesirable but trimming promotes good follicle health and growth.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Jeremy Corbyn is a very long term supporter of the BLF and we are pleased to see that despite all the pressures of an Election campaign he is sticking to official beard care guidelines
You can vote for Jeremy Corbyn for Beard of the Year 2019 at the link below:
The Ten Point Beard Liberation Front Manifesto
No to Beardism and pogonophobic prejudice against the hirsute
Equal rights for beard wearers through a Beard Equality Act
More hirsute MPs
A 20% quota for hirsute Cabinet Ministers
More hirsute public employees and monitoring of hirsuteness levels in the senior Civil Service
Promotion of positive public images of the hirsute
A statue of the last hirsute Prime Minister, Lord Salisbury, to be erected in Parliament Square
OfCom to have a statutory duty to monitor pogonophobia in the broadcast media & issue penalties for persistent transgressors
No dress codes at work, beyond a requirement for smart appearance for public facing roles
A luxury tax on the shaving industry, the proceeds to be used to promote a diverse Britain
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