CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS
Organised by the Beard Liberation Front
Press release 8th December
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
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BOGUS SANTAS ATTACK LABOUR PLACARD IN NORWICH
The Campaign for Real Santas, which promotes Santas with genuine organic beards is intensifying its campaign after an unidentified group of ‘Santas’ who may have had bogus beards attacked a Labour placard in Norwich on Friday and caused a home owners garden wall to fall over.
CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, the genuine Santa is broadly someone of goodwill with a genuine beard. This incident is a disturbing reminder of the damage that bogus Santas can cause.
ITV Report
https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2019-12-08/santas-blamed-for-political-vandalism-in-norwich/
THREE STEPS TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA
1 Tug the beard of the Santa. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE
2 If the beard remains intact tug the beard of the Santa again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE
3 The Campaign for Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and grumpiness and a real organic beard.
Notes
The Organic Santa of 2019 will be named on December 18th
The Campaign for Real Santas is organised by the Beard Liberation Front
Keith I’d like to use the photo above on my blog and obviously credit you.
It’s not my picture! It was used widely to illustrate the original story. I’d usually credit if there is one mentioned but given the time of year I may have missed it