CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS
Organised by the Beard Liberation Front
Press release 9th December
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
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SANTA PUTS TORIES ON NAUGHTY LIST
The Campaign for Real Santas, which promotes Santas with genuine organic beards, has said that Santas in some areas of the country are putting Tories on the naughty list ahead of the General Election.
The Campaign is still verifying whether the reports are entirely accurate but says that in principle it seems like a reasonable thing to do.
CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, Santa is all about giving and generosity which isn’t quite how Tories usually come across so we think the move is in the Christmas spirit
THREE STEPS TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA
1 Tug the beard of the Santa. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE
2 If the beard remains intact tug the beard of the Santa again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE
3 The Campaign for Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and grumpiness and a real organic beard.
Notes
The Organic Santa of 2019 will be named on December 18th
The Campaign for Real Santas is organised by the Beard Liberation Front
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