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The Ambridge Socialist: will Boris Johnson now visit Ambridge?

In Uncategorized on December 15, 2019 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

69 years of the class struggle in Borsetshire

December 15th

Will Boris Johnson now visit Ambridge?

During the Election campaign Boris Johnson notably failed to visit Ambridge. Post 12th December is he now planning to stop by The Bull to share a ‘get Brexit done’ glass with Adam and Brian? If so the Ambridge Socialist will be ready with a protest

Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, we stand ready to continue the fight against Johnson, should he at last, summon up the moral courage to visit Ambridge

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Tracy needs to join a trade union

Oliver has given Tracy a final (verbal) warning for some minor misdemeanours that she has admitted to being involved in. Grey Gables doesn’t appear to have any formal disciplinary processes or rights of appeal. Its time for Tracy to join a union

 

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