Campaign for Real Santas
Media Release 16th December
Contact Keith Flett 07803 16726
JEREMY CORBYN WINS ANNUAL VOTE FOR BEST SANTA WITH A REAL BEARD
The Campaign for Real Santas which believes that only Santas with genuine, organic or knitted beards should be deputies for Santa, world famous for his organic beard, has said that Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has been voted the best Santa with a real beard 2019
Competition bristled as Corbyn saw off challenges from children’s author Philip Ardagh and Brian Blessed.
The campaign says that there are still far too many Santas with fake beards around, when genuine Santas with real organic beards are available
The campaigners have urged parents and children to vigorously tug the beards of Santas they encounter as a definitive test as to whether they are in the presence of a real Santa or not. If the Santa is not real and the beard is made of cotton wool it will come away when tugged by the child
CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, it has been a disappointing week for Jeremy Corbyn but this is one poll that he has won and done so quite decisively. Clearly his genuine beard and Santa like patience with all comers has shone through
Details of #corbynschristmaschallenge foodbank appeal are here:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/corbyns-christmas-challenge-sees-thousands-21110499
Notes
HOW TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA
Tug the beard of the Santa. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE
Tug the beard of the Santa again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE
The Campaign for Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and gruffness and a real organic beard.
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