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The Ambridge Socialist: Kenton murders Eccles

In Uncategorized on December 29, 2019 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

December 29th

Reporting on the Class Struggle in Borsetshire

Kenton murders Eccles

Angus, a pub consultant, familiar so he claims with Shoreditch, has visited the Bull to advise on the way forward. He notes that the outside seating is covered in bird poo. Kenton suggests this is due to the Bull’s resident peacock, Eccles. Later driving to the cash and carry for supplies of tonic Kenton runs over and murders Eccles. He pleads with Alastair to say nothing but the Ambridge Socialist is not afraid to report the truth

Who in Ambridge most needs refurbishment?

Oliver promotes a moral economy

Inviting Clarrie and Eddie to a Christmas Day meal at Grey Gables (the first Christmas without Joe Grundy sadly) Oliver indicates to them that he is prepared to let them stay at Grange Farm for the foreseeable future. If Boris Johnson is looking for an example of one-nation Toryism (highly unlikely) he could do much worse than this application of the moral economy.

Joe Grundy remembered

On Sunday 29th December at 19.15 Radio 4 remembers the late Ted Kelsey (Joe Grundy) trade union activist and one of the early supporters of the Anti-Nazi League in the 1970s.

In Other News

The Professor’s ghost stories have sold out

Tom has made an idiot of himself again

In next week’s issue. The Ambridge Socialist’s view of Borsetshire in 2020

 

One Response to “The Ambridge Socialist: Kenton murders Eccles”

  1. gillyflowerblog's avatar

    I didn’t know Edward Kelsey was an active trade unionist, and anti nazi league person. My late mother met him several times on archers addict cruises and he was always very congenial and pleasant. Inviting her to join him and his wife, even on their down time.

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