Happy New Year from the Beard Liberation Front
Shaving is temporary; Beard Power is permanent
Beard Liberation Front 2020 Programme
No cuts, either of the economic ‘haircut’ variety or the physical ones of shaving.
BBC, ITV, Channel 4 & Sky to employ hirsute newsreaders for main TV news bulletins on a regular basis
Legislation to make dismissal at work for wearing facial hair illegal to be tabled in Parliament
Introduction of a voluntary code for print and on-line media Editors to focus on unacceptability of pogonophobic remarks and images
A target of 5% of senior figures in public service to be hirsute by 2025 must be set by Government
All barbers offering ‘beard trimming’ to be subject to price controls for the activity under a new Shaving & Trimming Act
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