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Dominic Cummings barred from the Beard Liberation Front

In Uncategorized on January 3, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

3rd January

Media Release, contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Government advisor Dominic Cummings has been barred from being a supporter of the Beard Liberation Front.

Such action is rare but is taken when the BLF believes that the association of someone with the organisation may risk bringing not just it but beard wearers into disrepute.

While Cummings is usually pictured as clean shaven the BLF has received photographic evidence that Cummings has been trying to grow a beard in the recent past.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, We dont bar supporters lightly but Cummings is not someone we feel we bring any positive associations to hirsuteness

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