The Ambridge Socialist
12th January 2020
We defend The Bull
The Ambridge Socialist has expressed concern about the future of The Bull. We agree that it could do with a new landlady-Jolene would be fine. The existing landlord, the peacock murderer Kenton Archer, has long been useless. The pub needs to break its links with the Archer Dynasty if it is to survive.
It would also help to get some decent beer in. Does it need a name change? We are not persuaded but have some ideas.
One of them is certainly not The B at Ambridge which sounds like before long Brewdog will be moving in to open its first rural bar.
Backing for Felpersham Cathedral’s decision not to sound Brexit bells
The Ambridge Socialist has backed the decision of Felpersham Catherdral, announced on social media,not to join in any ringing of bells to mark Brexit on 1st February. The view of St Stephens Ambridge is as yet unknown. Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, we’d only support the ringing of St Stephen’s bells to mark Brexit day if Mark Francois’ head was used to ring them
The Ambridge Socialist Poll
The Archers: Decline and Fall
According to the Daily Telegraph the rewilding Ambridge project is a symptom of the decline and fall of the BBC in the hands of the far left..
On 8th January the paper commented ‘Archers listeners sit and listen open mouthed as re-wilding rears its head in Ambridge’. The same article bemoaned the departure of John Humphrys from Today on Radio 4. Since he is known to be interested in farming matters perhaps he could become agricultural advisor to the Archers
In Other News
Harold Jayston is dead
Ambridge pigs are causing trouble again
Justin will not be joining the Board of ACAS after his efforts to conciliate over divisions in the Rewilding project
I listen to the Archers on podcast as I live in New Zealand. Get rid Lilian Bellamy she drives me mad. Not a nice person. The Bull will be a better place without her. The name change is silly. My comment was you have got to be joking.