Beard Liberation Front
Media Release
30th January
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
Beard Wearers plan to levitate Nigel Farage out of politics with Brexit Day Beard Waggle
The Beard Liberation Front the informal network of beard wearers has said that it plans a Brexit Day Beard Waggle to mark Britain’s official departure from the EU.
The Beard Waggle will start at 9pm on 31st January across the UK, where ever beard wearers have gathered.
The beard waggle is a traditional custom which involves moving the beard rapidly and vigorously from side to side thereby creating air currents.
The campaigners say that the beard waggle will mark the official end of Nigel Farage’s Brexit campaign and hopefully a chance for him to retreat from public life and grow a beard.
The BLF says that it hopes that the air currents created by the beard waggle will be sufficient to levitate Nigel Farage out of British politics and into retirement.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we are marking Brexit day with one of the most traditional of British customs, the beard waggle. We will be taking the chance to wish Nigel Farage, his life’s work done, a happy and hirsute retirement
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