Beard Liberation Front
Media Release
31st January
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Guidelines on Brexit Day Beard Waggle to levitate Nigel Farage out of politics
The Beard Liberation Front the informal network of beard wearers has said that it plans a Brexit Day Beard Waggle to mark Britain’s official departure from the EU.
The Beard Waggle will start at 9pm on 31st January across the UK, where ever beard wearers have gathered.
The beard waggle is a traditional custom which involves moving the beard rapidly and vigorously from side to side thereby creating air currents.
The campaigners say that the beard waggle will mark the official end of Nigel Farage’s Brexit campaign and hopefully a chance for him to retreat from public life and grow a beard.
The BLF says that it hopes that the air currents created by the beard waggle will be sufficient to levitate Nigel Farage out of British politics and into retirement.
Guidelines have now been added to provide an indication on how the beard may be waggled.
1 Move the beard (or substitute) from side to side
2 Move the beard (or substitute) up and down
3 Repeat vigorously for 60 seconds to create air currents
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we are marking Brexit day with one of the most traditional of British customs, the beard waggle. We will be taking the chance to wish Nigel Farage, his life’s work done, a happy and hirsute retirement. Our aim is to use the air currents caused by a national waggle to levitate Mr Farage out of politics
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