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All the news of the class struggle in Borsetshire

2^nd February

Did Josh think Archers had indemnity from arrest in Borsetshire

You read it in last week’s Ambridge Socialist, we are always first with the Borsetshire news. Josh Archer has been arrested in suspicion of being part of a criminal gang which steals and sells farm equipment.

After the failure to prosecute David Archer for the murder of Nigel Pargetter we wonder if Josh thought the police couldn’t touch him. He was wrong

Neil Carter demoted

The board of Borsetshire Land guided by the vicious neo-liberal Martyn Gibson has demoted Neil Carter from his job as manager of the Berrow farm pig unit. Instead he has been offered a new role as manager of the outdoor pigs. He can certainly do the job, hence it arguably constitutes suitable alternative employment. However Gibson has decreed a ‘small’ pay cut so that Neil and Hannah who will now have equal status are paid the same. Why not increase Hannah’s pay instead? Both of them need to join up with the Unite the Union pronto

Petition to Save The Bull. The crisis continues. Stop Wrecker Snell. Sign to Keep the Bull open

Following the controversial decision to change the name of The Bull and potentially its entire character, on which no regular user was consulted, we have set up a petition to demand the name change be stopped and the community- people who actually drink in The Bull- are consulted fully about any future changes.

The crisis at The Bull continues with splitter and wrecker Lynda Snell, not someone who frequents the pub, pushing her fake petition. The result is a sustained downturn in custom.

Sign the real petition here to keep The Bull as it is and encourage people to use it

https://www.change.org/p/residents-of-ambridge-and-listeners-to-the-archers-save-the-bull-ambridge?recruiter=45817997&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=share_petition&recruited_by_id=c320f9e0-7d09-0130-ecdf-00221964dac8

In Other News

Gavin now plans his wedding in Crete… and its now its off altogether

Jim’s daughter Fiona has come out to him. The world has gone on the same. It is 2020 even in Ambridge.

The Telegraph reports good news for #thearchers first full set of audience figures for BBC Sounds has revealed young listeners enjoy the old shows.

Among the much-prized under-35 demographic,The Archers is the second most requested programme, just behind Radio 1’s Dance Anthems.