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‘My Hairy Valentine’ Poll: Who has the ‘hottest’ beard?

In Uncategorized on February 7, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 7th February

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‘MY HAIRY VALENTINE’ POLL: WHO HAS THE ‘HOTTEST’ BEARD?

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that with Valentine’s Day a week off competition is hotting up in the vote for the ‘sexiest’ beard of 2020.

Jeremy Paxman joined the poll earlier in the week and well-known portrait artist Daniel Fooks now completes the hairy list after specially growing a Valentine’s beard

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, the weather may not be too hot but we’re looking for the beard that can make it hotter

My Hairy Valentine Shortlist

Idris Elba

Prince Harry

Tom Jones

Gary Lineker

Mauricio Pochettino

George Clooney

Mo Salah

Justin Trudeau

Chris Woakes

Peter Mac Ciarrai

Drew McIntyre

Jeremy Paxman

Daniel Fooks

What is the criteria for the sexiest Valentine’s Day Beard?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder & likewise what people find sexy can vary widely

1] A beard from Clint Eastwood stubble to full Brian Blessed organic

2] A stylish deployment of the beard, at least sometimes in the public eye

3] An attractive disposition in relation to the beard (the fulfillment of this criteria is up to the voter)

4] An appealing beard in terms of length, colour, style. Again its a matter for the voter

 

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