Beard Liberation Front
14th February 2020
contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
ITS OFFICIAL: VALENTINE’S BEARDS ARE SEXY
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has announced the result of its annual poll to find the My Hairy Valentine poll, the sexiest beards
After a hard fought campaign the winners were (in order)
1 Peter Mac Ciarrai, craft beer man about town
2 Daniel Fooks, artist and campaigner
3 Mauricio Pochettino, football manager
4 Jeremy Paxman, University Challenge host
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, forget the stereotypes and the prejudices, on Valentine’s Day, beards are smooth, silky and above all sexy!
What is the criteria for the sexiest Valentine’s Day Beard?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder & likewise what people find sexy can vary widely
1] A beard from Clint Eastwood stubble to full Brian Blessed organic
2] A stylish deployment of the beard, at least sometimes in the public eye
3] An attractive disposition in relation to the beard (the fulfillment of this criteria is up to the voter)
4] An appealing beard in terms of length, colour, style. Again its a matter for the voter
My Hairy Valentine Shortlist
Idris Elba
Prince Harry
Tom Jones
Gary Lineker
Mauricio Pochettino
George Clooney
Mo Salah
Justin Trudeau
Chris Woakes
Peter Mac Ciarrai
Drew McIntyre
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