The Ambridge Socialist
16th February 2020
Jakob is concerning
Kate has been away from Ambridge but the news that she is pregnant, or claims to be anyway, is circulating around the village. It has now reached Jakob, who Kate is staying with until she can get a new mattress (??). He may or may not be the father but the BBC have reported that he has been thought to be ‘rude’ by clients.
Jakob is now looking on-line for guidance on fathering before talking to Kate
Veterinary life in Ambridge was so much simpler when it was just Alastair droning on about his various issues and indiscretions.
It’s War at The Bull
Trade at The Bull is still slow due to Lynda Snell’s campaign to get the pub shut & despite the best efforts of the Ambridge Socialist. Valentine’s Night was key. Of course Snell was planning to try and wreck it. We called for a big turn-out at The Bull on Friday night. It looks like it was a success despite efforts by Tracy Horrobin and Snell to wreck it
If you couldn’t make it on Friday, raise a glass to keeping the pub open wherever you are.
We remain resolutely opposed to the change of name, but if the pub shuts thanks to lack of trade what it is called will be sadly irrelevant
Sign the petition to stop the name change and KEEP THE BULL OPEN here:
The Ambridge Socialist poll. War at the Bull. Which side are you on?
Ambridge Socialist Statement on Tracy Horrobin
We are aware that Tracy Horrobin is acting as a double agent for both the self-styled ReBulls and the Bull’s management and she is not in any way connected with our campaign. We do however agree with her criticisms of The Bull’s house red wine
In other news
David Archer has signed up to a plan
Emma is seeing Gavin. Our Solidarity
Jonny is on steroids (essential to survive in Ambridge)
Kenton has found a new Brexit 50p piece. Which Bull regular passed it over in change?
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