Beard Liberation Front
Media Release 16th February
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
Updated guidance for beard wearers if venturing out in Storm Dennis
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that it has issued another Amber warning for Storm Dennis on Sunday.
The Amber warning signifies that there may be a significant risk to the beard if beard wearers venture out in Storm Dennis without following BLF guidelines
Amber is the second most serious beard warning with Red meaning that the beard may be in direct and obvious danger
BLF organiser Keith Flett said, Storm Dennis brings a relatively unusual combination of heavy rain and high winds that pose a real threat to beard wearers. We urge the hirsute to pay close attention to BLF guidelines to protect their beards. Storms are serious matters and should be taken seriously.
Storm Dennis guidelines. Sunday 16th February 2020
1 If your beard does not need to be outside on Sunday then keep it and yourself with it firmly indoors
2 If venturing out in Storm Dennis take the following precautions
- Marinade the beard in beard oil or imperial stout before going out to prevent water damage
- Make sure that the beard is covered by a snood to mitigate wind impact
- Wear a hoodie to deflect strong air currents and rain
3 If the beard becomes damp or windswept despite 2, enter the nearest craft beer pub to allow the beard a drying off period before any further weather engagement
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